Isn't it ironic
Sometimes everything I do is ironic. My wife had a bunch of her friends, 30 people, over for dinner so I asked a few of my friends over to help. We worked hard, cooked, served food, washed dishes, scrubbed pans. We had a great time, way more fun than the people who came for dinner.
I was working outside in the rain, thinking I was going to be wet all day, I hate being wet. When I finished I was covered with mud. I looked like a 16 year old with a new 4 wheel drive pick...